the-absolute-funniest-posts:

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Me: lol
Me:*scrolling*
Me:lolol
Me:*scrolling*
Me:OMG WTF ROFL I’M DYING!
Me: Oh wait, this is my blog.

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Am I the only one who closes the silverware drawer with an epic pelvic thrust?

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